{"product_id":"catastropheyes","title":"✨Catastropheyes✨ | Jumbo Cat-Eye Cabochon Earrings","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eThere are Feeleyes, and then there are the ones who looked back too hard.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo one is entirely certain what caused the \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCatastropheyes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e to grow so large. Perhaps they discovered some forgotten source of Faewilde magic. Perhaps they simply realized that being fifteen millimeters across was insufficient for the amount of staring they intended to accomplish. Whatever happened, twelve unusually conspicuous specimens have now appeared, each bearing a great glassy iris beneath a pair of pointed feline ears.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTheir temperaments appear to differ primarily in\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003ewhat sort of problem they are about to become. \u003cem\u003eEyeperbole\u003c\/em\u003e regards subtlety as a personal insult. \u003cem\u003eOculossal\u003c\/em\u003e has achieved alarming proportions and sees no reason to apologize. \u003cem\u003eHissteria\u003c\/em\u003e has already escalated the situation. \u003cem\u003eMeowgalomania\u003c\/em\u003e has plans. \u003cem\u003eClawvoyant\u003c\/em\u003e knows what those plans are. \u003cem\u003ePurranoia\u003c\/em\u003e suspects that you do too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eElsewhere, \u003cem\u003eNuclearetina\u003c\/em\u003e seems to have been exposed to something inadvisable; \u003cem\u003ePsycatdelic\u003c\/em\u003e has discovered colors unavailable to ordinary mammals; and \u003cem\u003ePandemeowium\u003c\/em\u003e has abandoned any pretense that events remain under control. \u003cem\u003eFelinferno\u003c\/em\u003e burns cheerfully at the edge of disaster, \u003cem\u003eHallucineye\u003c\/em\u003e raises reasonable questions about the reliability of one's senses, and \u003cem\u003eMigraineye\u003c\/em\u003e has arrived accompanied by a faint but ominous shimmering at the edge of the visual field.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach pair centers a \u003cstrong\u003e25mm eye cabochon\u003c\/strong\u003e within a cat-eared metal setting, suspended beneath a simple ring and ear wire so that very little distracts from the chief anatomical feature. They are, after all, mostly eye. The rest of the cat appears to be somebody else's problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEyeperbole\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e — Black Cat w\/ Hot Pink Eyes\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMeowgalomania\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e — Black Cat w\/ Green \u0026amp; Red Eyes\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHissteria\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e — Copper Cat w\/ Orange-Pink Eyes\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePurranoia\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e — Copper Cat w\/ Yellow Eyes\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOculossal\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e — Bronze Cat w\/ Yellow Eyes\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClawvoyant\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e — Bronze Cat w\/ Green \u0026amp; Yellow Eyes\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNuclearetina\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e — Gold Cat w\/ Yellow-Green Eyes\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFelinferno\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e — Gold Cat w\/ Yellow \u0026amp; Pink Eyes\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHallucineye\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e — Silver Cat w\/ Pink \u0026amp; Blue Eyes\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePsycatdelic\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e — Silver Cat w\/ Blue \u0026amp; Purple Eyes\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMigraineye\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e — Silver Cat w\/ Blue \u0026amp; White Eyes\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePandemeowium\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e — Silver Cat w\/ Blue \u0026amp; Green Eyes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(167, 67, 165);\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe situation has developed eyes  \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(167, 67, 165);\"\u003e✨\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(167, 67, 165);\"\u003e👁️👁️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(167, 67, 165);\"\u003e✨\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch4 style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(167, 67, 165);\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eCare Note:\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(167, 67, 165);\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eKeep the cabochons and metal findings dry and avoid drops or hard impacts, as moisture can affect the finish and a sharp knock can loosen or damage the large cabochons; wipe gently after wear with the polishing cloth we’ll provide with your item.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fairlight by Moriarty","offers":[{"title":"Eyeperbole — Black Cat w\/ Hot Pink Eyes","offer_id":52241421238568,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Meowgalomania — Black Cat w\/ Green \u0026 Red Eyes","offer_id":52241421271336,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hissteria — Copper Cat w\/ Orange-Pink Eyes","offer_id":52241421304104,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purranoia — Copper Cat w\/ Yellow Eyes","offer_id":52241421336872,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oculossal — Bronze Cat w\/ Yellow Eyes","offer_id":52241421369640,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Clawvoyant — Bronze Cat w\/ Green \u0026 Yellow Eyes","offer_id":52241421402408,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Nuclearetina — Gold Cat w\/ Yellow-Green Eyes","offer_id":52241421435176,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Felinferno — Gold Cat w\/ Yellow \u0026 Pink Eyes","offer_id":52241421467944,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hallucineye — Silver Cat w\/ Pink \u0026 Blue Eyes","offer_id":52241421500712,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Psycatdelic — Silver Cat w\/ Blue \u0026 Purple Eyes","offer_id":52241421533480,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Migraineye — Silver Cat w\/ Blue \u0026 White Eyes","offer_id":52241421566248,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pandemeowium — Silver Cat w\/ Blue \u0026 Green Eyes","offer_id":52241421599016,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0934\/4896\/2344\/files\/PXL_20260815_021226531.PORTRAIT.jpg?v=1786764145","url":"https:\/\/fairlightbymoriarty.com\/products\/catastropheyes","provider":"Fairlight by Moriarty","version":"1.0","type":"link"}