{"product_id":"cataclysmic","title":"✨Cataclysmic✨ | Green Rhinestone \u0026 Cat-Eye Earrings","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eThere was, apparently, a brief period in the Faewilde when everyone became terribly concerned about the end of the world.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe concern began with a string of suspicious omens: three moons appearing at once, a pond predicting Tuesdays incorrectly, several mushrooms developing strong opinions about destiny, and one extremely dramatic raven refusing to explain itself. A committee was formed immediately, which naturally made everything worse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat committee commissioned \u003cem\u003eCataclysmic\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design was considered ideal for serious prophetic observation. Bright green stones served as warning beacons. The bronze discs were said to represent celestial alignments, though nobody could remember which ones. Tiny green beads were added because one of the committee members felt the whole thing looked “insufficiently official.” And at the bottom of each earring, a large unblinking cat-eye was installed to observe the approaching apocalypse with the detached concentration of a cat watching someone drop a sandwich.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor several weeks, \u003cem\u003eCataclysmic\u003c\/em\u003e was carried to eclipses, suspicious cloud formations, unusually loud thunderstorms, and one garden party where somebody thought the punch looked prophetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe world did not end.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis was widely considered a success.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe committee disbanded, the paperwork disappeared, and \u003cem\u003eCataclysmic\u003c\/em\u003e remained behind, still watching patiently for catastrophe, cosmic upheaval, or anything else sufficiently interesting to justify all those eyes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(31, 163, 74);\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrepared for the end times. Mildly disappointed so far\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch4 style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(31, 163, 74);\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eCare Note:\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(31, 163, 74);\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eTreat Cataclysmic gently and avoid dropping or knocking them against hard surfaces, as a sharp blow could shift the eye cabs from their settings; keep them dry, store them safely, and give them a soft wipe after wear with the included polishing cloth.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fairlight by Moriarty","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52227206447400,"sku":null,"price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0934\/4896\/2344\/files\/PXL_20260811_234802461.PORTRAIT.ORIGINAL.jpg?v=1786495963","url":"https:\/\/fairlightbymoriarty.com\/products\/cataclysmic","provider":"Fairlight by Moriarty","version":"1.0","type":"link"}